I don’t know what’s going on here.

I hate buying new clothes, especially pants. Go to hell, skinny jeans.

I know this is a pretty bad one but I just had to squeeze it in there.

You gotta have some kind of outlet, right?

That’s right folks, only about 4 months until xmas. Feel free to smack me in person if we run into each other.

I actually did fly a kit once and it wasn’t that hard. Gotta have the wind on your side.

Also, I just heard of kite fighting a couple of days ago.

My god, it’s full of ants.

Yeah Man, I’m not enjoying the muggy weather, and my new not so good haircut is not helping either : / But we shall endure! Xmas is just around the corner.

We saw Shaun of the Dead again last night, which led to this inevitable discussion. Have you had the zombie talk with your loved ones yet?

I got kind of a weird haircut yesterday and I need somebody to fix it for me. For real, please help.